THAT'S THAT

To Everyone Who (in the past and present) supports The Hideout,
Thank you. Thank you for listening, interacting, and being a part of what I look at as the best part of my life so far. This is not a goodbye, but an update on what is going and my thoughts on what may be happening in the future.

*What happened to The Hideout
El Jefe took a gig on the “Giant Show” on project 9-6-1 in Atlanta. I am happy for him but at the same time it was the first nail in the current Hideout’s coffin. After a couple weeks of being not doing a show because of college football I received a call from CK the PD of WJFK telling me that with the irregularity of schedule and the massive changes in the show that he will no longer carry The Hideout on WJFK. I completely understand the logic and respect him and his decision. CK is the one that gave us a chance and supported the show in everyway possible BUT I do think the show could and would have been fine if given a shot to grow. CK is one of the best PDs in radio for talent and has told me that this isn’t necessarily the end for me at WJFK also that we could look to do something this spring. In my estimation I wouldn’t count on this but it is something I am going to pursue for however long it stays on the table. That is the story for what happened as of late in The Hideout.

*What is and what could be
I am currently a program director in Tampa Bay (The work load is a big factor on why the Hideout wasn’t as focused as it should have been). It’s a good job that my resume really likes. As far as what the future holds for me, It’s really up in the air but I do have a lot of possibilities that could be very entertaining and I hope you give me a shot when that takes hold. In the meantime I will be putting web based shows together to get my aggressions out. As each of these come together I will post them around for the people who would like to have them.

Again thank you for being with me up to this point and as fun as it has been, it is about to get a lot more interesting.

5000,
Dubs

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It's a Dog Eat Me World

Now that my finger feels good enough to write a blog in long form here is an Update...

It went from pretty fucking bad to pretty good...

I had a terrible weekend... it started with my roommate saying "hey I don't have rent money" I respond "ummm what do you mean... how much are you short?" she tells me "all of it" ... Son of a fuck... That left me with exactly negative 10 bucks in my account. Seriously, How the fuck do you not know you will not have rent until 2 days before its due... Well that is a dick in the ass of life but OK it is only money and I will live...

So the next morning I am walking my dog and after that lovely beast takes a shit and piss I start walking back to the apartment. I open the door and I hear her dog, Lucy, walking towards me. I tell Lucy to "back off" and in typical dog fashion she says "fuck you, I don't speak your jibberish" and she goes full attack mode on my dog. I stick my hand in to stop this madness and grab the dog.... Mistake #1 - my finger feels the force of dog teeth and blood shoots all of the place even on the ceiling. I start screaming like a new born woman and stick my leg in to kick the dogs apart... Mistake #2 - The teeth sink in to my leg and blood pours into my shoe... at that time my roommate and her friends run in and grab the dogs and throw some first aid on my wounds... The wounds were deep and painful so we head to the Emergency Room... We go to one hospital and wait... and wait.... and wait longer.... then I find I will get NO service NOT even a band aid... The people I was with started to offer me to super glue the wounds (I am not kidding) and other bad advice... so we left their and went to a walk in clinic... I got rushed into there and they cleaned and told me to go to a real doctors office... I said fuck it I have to go do the hideout... as I went through the show I got more and more light headed and decided to go to the doctors... they stitched me up and didn't give me any pain relievers... That is the ONLY good thing about getting hurt and they even fucked that up... What a shit load of fuck...

The Shot Glass is Half Empty

Ok 10 days 5 and 5 even Steven... But, The bad was really bad.

The reason for the title in this entry is a recent story from my roommate... It was a Wednesday night and I cooked some food for dinner... Nothin fancy but cooking none the less. I ate and cleaned up... after my clean up my roommate came home and we chatted for a little bit while she was putting groceries away. The next day at 5:45 pm (while i was getting ready to do my sports show) my roommate called me ... and she was pissed. She said while i cooked the night before I had knocked a shot glass a friend bought for her on to the ground and broke it into pieces... NOW, I don't remember breaking it... and further more I think that we would of noticed that I broke it while were in the kitchen that night... not 18 hours later. On top of that, We put waaaaaaaay too much value on to things because someone bought it for us... Things are things and people are people. Take your heirlooms and stick em up your cock hole... wearing a bad sweater that your grandma bought you to be polite is fine... being emotional if that piece of shit sweater gets snagged and ruined is dumb.

Orlando Sucks
I took a weekend to go to Orlando and pick up a couch... Jefe was kind enough to give a couch that is in a spare home there... The issue happened when I showed up there and the key didn't work in the deadlock... I don't blame him ... He was kind enough to offer the couch and he wasn't aware of any lock issues... What made the trip suck cock is that mine didn't get sucked... Orlando is a hot sticky mess and I usually can off set that with getting my balls licked... That didn't happen... fuck Orlando

Mock Murder
If I could trick a girl into thinking I am a serial killer I would... Let me rephrase... If I could trick a girl into thinking I am a serial killer, with out ending up in jail, I would... I think it would be a hoot... kinda like candid camera. OK, let me run down my dream scenario ... I would like to get a chick to really want to sleep with me... Tell her how hot it would be if I could tie her up or use cuffs on her... get her all set and then have a friend pop out of the closet... Now we will get into the dialog of the situation.

Cast:
Guy 1 = Me
Guy 2 = My friend
Yappy Bitch = Yappy Bitch (who thinks she is getting murdered)

Guy 1 - The cuffs aren't too tight are they?
Yappy Bitch - No they are fine... This is so hot I can't wait
Guy 1 - Me either... ok she is secured you can come out.
Yappy Bitch - What? Who are you talking to?
Guy 2 walks out of the closet with plastic tarp and a roll of duct tape
Yappy Bitch - Who are you? whats going on here!?!
Guy 1 - Shut your fucking face, we have business to talk about!
Guy 2 starts duct taping tarp up on the walls and windows, much like what is suggested in case of nuclear fall out
Guy 1 - Ok how do you want to do this?
Guy 2 - I wanna chop her foot off and bore out a hole with a drill and fuck her stump
Guy 1 - Not again... lets be original this time
Yappy Bitch - Oh please let me go... I won't tell anyone I swear... Do you want money? My parents are very rich... The will give you any...
Yappy bitch goes silent from a old gray sock being stuffed into her mouth by guy 1
Guy 1 - Are you fucking serious... That is the most hacky plea to live I have ever heard... Ok where were we
Guy 2 - I was telling you I wanted to fuck her stump...
Guy 1 - Why? Lets take a spade shovel to her back and fuck that hole
Guy 2 - Seems a little messy
Guy 1 - More messy than her ankle stump?
Guy 2 - Yea
Guy 1 - ok good point
Guy 2 starts drawing blue cut lines all over yappy bitches body
Guy 1 starts up the hand held carving knife
Guy 2 takes the sock out her mouth
Yappy Bitch starts screaming
Guy 1 and 2 start screaming in a mocking tone at yappy bitch
Guy 1 - Syke... har har we were joshing with ya...
Everyone one has a good laugh and goes to play mini golf

36" in all

Where do I start....

Its actually been pretty good lately...

12 days... 8 good and 4 bad... so 36" over all

No Cable...
I am completely moved in to my new apartment... Bigger room, more time to myself, and not bad eye candy 1 door down... The one bad thing is no cable... fuck... I have been reduced to watching "Tales From the Crypt" online ... I have fond memories of that show and my memory is where it should of stayed... with an exception to a few episodes that are brilliant (including the pilot) that show sucked a Shaq sized cock... The acting is the only horrifying part of that show, the effects look like an abortion, and that fucking crypt keeper's jokes annoy the piss out of me... I imagine that they crypt keeper is all that is left of Tom Hanks' character in Philadelphia ... Fuck the crypt

Wearing headphones while jacking off...
I hooked up my computer, got the lube out, and punched up my favorite site... Then realized I don't have computer speakers.... Shit.... So i dug up my over sized radio headphones and slapped them on... so there I sit cock in hand and headphones on my ears that are the size of my fists... I looked like a Mongoloid

Those are really the 2 bads the rest was pretty good...

First Time, Long Time

OK OK OK! I haven't kept my end of the bargain and kept a continuously updated blog on the yardstick of death. So here I go...

When we last visited our hero he was at 34" away from the gun... 20 days have passed... 13 bad 7 good... 28" in all and here is how we got there!

*** Moving... I have been asked to move by Jefe... No time limit, No pressure... but per usual I have to put the pressure on myself... I have been frantically looking and let me give you some of the responses I got from roommates I talked to.

This was from a couple who owned a house near my work -
We are a commited couple of 6yrs, Im 37 the other is 47 we both work full time and have a small west highland terrior puppy. We are to summerize us Bears. We are looking for a clean responsable working guy. The room is small it will need a full size bed as a queen is to large. If you are still interested let me know. Jon
Wow that was tempting... 2 bears... I am sure the noises out of that room would be rivaled only by burning a baby with a butane lighter

This is from a share house near where I live now
being its 330am i figured i shouldn't call but i needed to tell you that our roommate has religious restrictions pertaining to dogs inside the house. you are still more than welcome to come check out the place but an inside dog is out of the question for him, therefore, for us as a household. I appologize for the inconvenience and let me know if you still want to check it/us out.Matt
Seriously???? What religion stops people from having dogs in the house... I think this guy is using god as an excuse to curb his true desire to throat fuck a German Shepard

I think I may have found a place I will expand on that in my next post.

***When you get paid on the 15th of every month and the 15th falls on a Sunday, When should you get your check? Most people would think Friday... but ooooooooooooohhhh no not here! Friday the 13th I look at my bank account and see the balance 20 cents ... that's correct! .2... 2 dimes... 4 nickles... and I go to collect my check and I am told "No we get paid Monday" ... FUCK ... I spent the weekend scraping money off of the floor of my truck... I have severe addiction to caffeine and me not being able to spend 5 bucks on a drink angers me... My weekend sucked a cock... I would of actually done that for a tall monster.


***I got laid! I usually don't write about good stuff but go fuck yourself. It hasn't happened often lately and I think I know why... I am an emotionally disconnected boob... I awkwardly ram my hand down a chicks pants... I have feel my long finger nails creating irreversible damage to her hole... But I rarely care and continue from there to pull my cock out and say "Dig in"... after about 20 min I am back on the road proudly driving back to loneliness.

I shall return!
Dubs