This week was over-all a winner but don't be sad there is plenty to bitch about at the same time... The first half of the week was uneventful so I will group those together...
Sunday through Wednesday Not good Not bad I am gonna call it a wash... The good part of it was that I am started living like a human being with a 9 to 5 and I was getting a lot done professionally and personally ... up till Wednesday I give it 2 for 2 and we are holding steady at 34"
Thursday - Good... I have come to a realization today... Instead of aiming high in my love life I am aiming low... I have come up with a strategy to find what I call a project car. A lot of our fathers growing up had that old rusty beater that they would talk about fixing up and driving it on the weekends. Well I am applying that to my love life. I am looking for a fat low value girl with a lot of potential that I can get into the gym and get some sweat equity out of. Sure I may be embarrassed with that rusty beater at first but when I am done with her I will have something that I am proud to ride. Good = 1 away 35"
Friday - Good... I had a great day at work and I actually lined up about 3 project cars to test drive in the near future. 1 away 36"
Saturday - Bad... Well sticking with the project car theme of the week. The one I was suppose to test drive tonight (an El Camino with a lot of body damage but a solid frame and huge potential) canceled on me... seriously??? What the Fuck??? 1 closer 35"
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What is the Yard Stick of Death
The tools you need to be a YODer (Yardstick of Death Follower)
two Yardsticks, a single bullet, a gun, and a head. Once you get those you then set them up. Then once you start there are two possibilities of what will happen: You shoot yourself in the head or you make positive changes in your life without killing yourself.
The Setup of Yardstick of Death:
First find a place to set up your two yardsticks that is out of reach for young children and that is 72 inches long. Once you find a good spot, lay the two yardsticks end to end long ways. Then place your bullet right in the middle of the two yardsticks. Finally place your gun at the end of one of the two yardsticks.
The Rules of Yardstick of Death:
*You start with the bullet in the middle of the two yardsticks.
*If you have a bad day you move the bullet one inch towards the gun.
*If you have a good day you move the bullet one inch away from the gun.
*If you have enough bad days to reach the gun, it is time to shoot yourself in the head.
*If you reach the end opposite of the gun, then you are done and don’t have to shoot yourself in the head, and hopefully your life is much better than before you started.
*If it has been one calendar year since you started and you are not dead and you haven’t reached the end opposite of the gun, then you can stop.
two Yardsticks, a single bullet, a gun, and a head. Once you get those you then set them up. Then once you start there are two possibilities of what will happen: You shoot yourself in the head or you make positive changes in your life without killing yourself.
The Setup of Yardstick of Death:
First find a place to set up your two yardsticks that is out of reach for young children and that is 72 inches long. Once you find a good spot, lay the two yardsticks end to end long ways. Then place your bullet right in the middle of the two yardsticks. Finally place your gun at the end of one of the two yardsticks.
The Rules of Yardstick of Death:
*You start with the bullet in the middle of the two yardsticks.
*If you have a bad day you move the bullet one inch towards the gun.
*If you have a good day you move the bullet one inch away from the gun.
*If you have enough bad days to reach the gun, it is time to shoot yourself in the head.
*If you reach the end opposite of the gun, then you are done and don’t have to shoot yourself in the head, and hopefully your life is much better than before you started.
*If it has been one calendar year since you started and you are not dead and you haven’t reached the end opposite of the gun, then you can stop.
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