It's a game of inches

here is your 12 day up date...

7 good

5 bad

sorry everyone that's a net gain of 2 inches.... that puts me at 34" in all

Again I know that you don't want to hear the good so I will give you the bad...



Celeb Rag magazines...

I will start with this, I can not stand US, OK, and other celebrity rag magazine... I think they call them rag magazines because the only people who like them are bleeding twats... That being said I will never date a chick (no matter how hot) if they call that news... I was at the store the other day and this cute teller was reading it and kept blabbering with her friend about the latest rumors... I grew more and more angry as she kept ignoring me and my purchases to jibber jabber with her equally as transparent friend... I held the anger of that corner store for days and threw a penny in a well wishing for her extremist beheading... that was one low light of the week

Blockage....

I don't know if anyone wants to know this but I ran a batch and the completion hurt because my semen was thick and created a traffic jam... I can't even jack off correctly

Bullshit...

Lost on 5-1-08 was fucking bullshit... its one hour a week for 20 some weeks a year... a 100% set up episode when you have that little of time to entertain is horse shit... I watched the whole episode waiting for anything to happen... nothin... not a fuck minute of goodness... that being said the 5-8-08 episode was great.

Gay cat...

We are plagued by a closeted cat at the house... His name is Chuck and he wont come out of the closet.... This cat has so much gay rage and it unloads in short spurts of violence... he clawed the shit out of my 6 or 7 times this week because of his love for cat cock... Come out Chuck you will feel better and I will have less claw marks

I will update again soon
Dubs

Lets do this damn thang

OK I have fallen behind... some good reasons some bad... I know you don't like the good so I will focus on the bad...

We have 10 days to do in this blog so we will break it down quick
10 days
3 good
7 bad
net total of -4 inches
4 steps closer equals 32"

OK here is the bad stuff
I was really fucking sick for a few days which just makes it tough to have a good day... especially when I do a job in which I have no one to cover for me... I was stuck in a small studio stripping off clothing then piling it back on because of my fever.... and even through my sickness I had to keep a promise to go to a co-workers birthday party... at a fucking club... 10 dollars to get in... I rather pay 10 to have a paper cut put on my pee hole... I HATE CLUBS... full of rapists and deserving prey... Why can't we have a bar that makes sense ... clubs try to make you happy... I am drinking so obviously I am not happy with myself... If I am drinking I want a bar as miserable as I am... We should open "Club Depression" a low lit pub that has nothing but pictures of the Holocaust and Video of caskets coming from over seas... I want to have company with my misery! Have a constant National Deficit ticker going... I want the Brian Piccolo speech going on a loop nonstop... fuck clubs seeing those tweekers on the dance floor actually depresses me more than all of the things labeled above...

Another thing that pissed me off and ruined a good portion of my week is a pay for play show at our station called Computer Talk... These 3 nerds can eat cum... here are their "Radio names" and mind you I hate my name as well... We have "Mac-Daddy" "PC-Doctor" and just to completely ruin the bit "Shawn O" ... seriously ... It's all or nothing fag... Anyway these fucks come in and do what I hate... Line up out of place cartoon drops from "The Simpson's" and "south park" that have nothing to do with the conversation or humor... there is no one on your show named Kenny SO "you killed Kenny" makes no sense and hasn't made a person laugh in 10 years... I am not slamming south park it's a brilliant show but I guarantee the creators would cringe at the liberal use of there shit on bad radio shows... Shawn-o leads the charge of suck every weekend on computer talk... he sits on his fat ass points his finger to each person when its there turn to talk on the script... yes they have a script... and after he is done he pats himself on his 300 pound back for his "service" in the national guard or some shit 8 years ago... he is a fucking embarrassment and a roadside bomb would not be a waste on him...

OK ... that's enough... more laters
Dubs
again 32" is the current count

Wrong Side of the bed... Right side of the stick

Monday - Good... Well it was a day of rest and prep... prep for a big week... Here is what we have going on in Tampa... We have 4 new local shows starting which means everything on the stations be re-imaged and replaced... quite an overhaul for such a small team to handle so I know this will be tough... but to day was good... 1" away 36" in all

Tuesday - Good... We got a decent jump on things and I took a project car on a test drive... runs good.. body in rough shape... I would say she is a full sized truck... more of that on the air... 1" away 37" in all

Wednesday - Bad... OK this is the reason for this weeks title... Tip to everyone who sleeps with the TV on. Do not leave the TV on Comedy Central and here is the reason... there is a strong chance that you could wake up to a movie like Wagons East... I woke up with over an hour left in this "movie" and for some reason I just let it roll and watched the entire piece of shit... That set the tone for the whole day... We fell way behind in the imaging department because we weren't able to get everything needed in a timely order... Tomorrow is going to BLOW ... 1" closer 36" in all

Thursday - Bad... I was right... Today sucked red dog cock... BUT we did get everything done! I am dead ass tired. Still it shouldn't of been that hard. ... 1" closer 35" in all

Friday - Good... Here is why the last 2 days sucked... We rolled out the carpet for 2 of the new shows... It went over really well, everyone at the station was very pleased... To top is off Jefe and I went for a beer after work and some patron gave compliments on what direction the station is going in... It looks like the moves are already paying off... 1" away 36" in all

Up State

This week was over-all a winner but don't be sad there is plenty to bitch about at the same time... The first half of the week was uneventful so I will group those together...
Sunday through Wednesday Not good Not bad I am gonna call it a wash... The good part of it was that I am started living like a human being with a 9 to 5 and I was getting a lot done professionally and personally ... up till Wednesday I give it 2 for 2 and we are holding steady at 34"

Thursday - Good... I have come to a realization today... Instead of aiming high in my love life I am aiming low... I have come up with a strategy to find what I call a project car. A lot of our fathers growing up had that old rusty beater that they would talk about fixing up and driving it on the weekends. Well I am applying that to my love life. I am looking for a fat low value girl with a lot of potential that I can get into the gym and get some sweat equity out of. Sure I may be embarrassed with that rusty beater at first but when I am done with her I will have something that I am proud to ride. Good = 1 away 35"

Friday - Good... I had a great day at work and I actually lined up about 3 project cars to test drive in the near future. 1 away 36"

Saturday - Bad... Well sticking with the project car theme of the week. The one I was suppose to test drive tonight (an El Camino with a lot of body damage but a solid frame and huge potential) canceled on me... seriously??? What the Fuck??? 1 closer 35"

Sunny Side Up!

A hot and sticky week here in Tampa. Some good ... Some bad ... Let's run it down the Bullet and the beginning of the week is at 35"

Monday = Good - I woke up and went to work... Some fucking cunt cut me off on the express way and in my mind I was thinking "here we go with the start of a bad day" but to my surprise I came out of the situation on top... I locked up on my breaks and in my blind rage I pulled up next to her and screamed a long list of expletives... Visibly shaken she pulled off to the side of the highway and I hope cried a little... that made me feel good... The day flew by and I got to bed at a reasonable time. 1 inch away = 36"

Tuesday = Bad - After a full night sleep I stretch my arms while in bed and to my surprise one of the many animals that are in the house puked on my bed... I wanted to murder what ever beast left its dinner by my6 head. It's gonna be a long day... I have 8 hours at the station then I have to go sell food to the ghetto... In high school I was much more racist than I am now and returning to the food service industry reminds me why... People really are that dumb and a lot of them are predictable because of their class and even at times race... ANYWHO Its been a long day that has been a pile of shit BUT CK over at JFK called and asked if we wanted to fill in for Rome tomorrow... That is the one and only highlight of the day... not enough to overcome my misery... one inch closer = 35"

Wednesday = Good - A long day but a good one... I start at the radio station the we do the show at JFK then go to the food job... A.M. radio flew by... JFK show rocked ... and no one wanted to order food... everything is happy and sunny... OH and the JFK show went so well they asked us to fill in for the rest of the week! 1 inch away = 36"

Thursday = Bad - I am tired and if I get bothered one more time by this new fucker at the AM station I will gut him like a deer... I do a lot of production for this station and I am always willing to offer a helping hand to the numerous shows that take place on this station... This new guy wants me to pull bumper music... OK fine, no problem... he gives me a list of 50 songs... uhg ok... I can do that... but what drove me up a wall was him calling me every 5 minutes to tell me another song he needs... I wanna stab him... I am not kidding... 1 inch closer = 35"

Friday = Bad - That fucking cock sucker called again ... really why do you need the entourage theme????? Is it that important? your show doesn't start for 2 weeks and that's your biggest worry? Fuck you! Ok other than that I am doing a triple today from 10 am to 2 am ... son of a bitch... 1 inch closer = 34"

Dubs

correction

on sunday the math didnt add up... i am actually at 35"... look for an update later today

Easter Weekend

I woke up Saturday to continue my over worked weekend and started it off by walking my dog... During that walk I started throwing up uncontrollably (On the good side that got me off of work early). After work El Jefe and I went to go get food and while doing that El Jefe pointed out a guy that looked like a Fat Tony Romo... When I looked at him I started laughing and he saw me clearly laughing in his face and oddly enough his shame made very happy. To top it off he was so visibly mad 15 min later he was still fuming and staring me down which also led me to laugh in his face again (listen to this past weekends hideout for the full story)... That night we went to the studio and had a great show in which I attribute full credit to Fat Romo... I consider Saturday to be a good day 1" away from the gun... Back to 36" in all

Easter Sunday! Sucked Cock! I worked at the restaurant all day and dealt with ghetto customers... One of the cunts that called me to order food got all over my ass for no reason, so I responed (and this is a word for word quote) "Jesus Christ! I am working on Easter and now I have to deal with a stupid bitch like you"... I normally would never say that but just a few days earlier I put my 2 weeks notice in... But what is the worst they could do is fire me? I am fine with that... So she called my boss and I had to give her food for free... Cunt... Day sucked, move to bullet closer... 1" closer... 37" in all