Sunday, April 27, 2008

Lets do this damn thang

OK I have fallen behind... some good reasons some bad... I know you don't like the good so I will focus on the bad...

We have 10 days to do in this blog so we will break it down quick
10 days
3 good
7 bad
net total of -4 inches
4 steps closer equals 32"

OK here is the bad stuff
I was really fucking sick for a few days which just makes it tough to have a good day... especially when I do a job in which I have no one to cover for me... I was stuck in a small studio stripping off clothing then piling it back on because of my fever.... and even through my sickness I had to keep a promise to go to a co-workers birthday party... at a fucking club... 10 dollars to get in... I rather pay 10 to have a paper cut put on my pee hole... I HATE CLUBS... full of rapists and deserving prey... Why can't we have a bar that makes sense ... clubs try to make you happy... I am drinking so obviously I am not happy with myself... If I am drinking I want a bar as miserable as I am... We should open "Club Depression" a low lit pub that has nothing but pictures of the Holocaust and Video of caskets coming from over seas... I want to have company with my misery! Have a constant National Deficit ticker going... I want the Brian Piccolo speech going on a loop nonstop... fuck clubs seeing those tweekers on the dance floor actually depresses me more than all of the things labeled above...

Another thing that pissed me off and ruined a good portion of my week is a pay for play show at our station called Computer Talk... These 3 nerds can eat cum... here are their "Radio names" and mind you I hate my name as well... We have "Mac-Daddy" "PC-Doctor" and just to completely ruin the bit "Shawn O" ... seriously ... It's all or nothing fag... Anyway these fucks come in and do what I hate... Line up out of place cartoon drops from "The Simpson's" and "south park" that have nothing to do with the conversation or humor... there is no one on your show named Kenny SO "you killed Kenny" makes no sense and hasn't made a person laugh in 10 years... I am not slamming south park it's a brilliant show but I guarantee the creators would cringe at the liberal use of there shit on bad radio shows... Shawn-o leads the charge of suck every weekend on computer talk... he sits on his fat ass points his finger to each person when its there turn to talk on the script... yes they have a script... and after he is done he pats himself on his 300 pound back for his "service" in the national guard or some shit 8 years ago... he is a fucking embarrassment and a roadside bomb would not be a waste on him...

OK ... that's enough... more laters
Dubs
again 32" is the current count

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you got sick from your dirty mexican pal infecting you with ecoli while serving you buritos, while you watch ducktales.

ELROSS said...

Yes! I knew you'd start to slide.