Sunny Side Up!

A hot and sticky week here in Tampa. Some good ... Some bad ... Let's run it down the Bullet and the beginning of the week is at 35"

Monday = Good - I woke up and went to work... Some fucking cunt cut me off on the express way and in my mind I was thinking "here we go with the start of a bad day" but to my surprise I came out of the situation on top... I locked up on my breaks and in my blind rage I pulled up next to her and screamed a long list of expletives... Visibly shaken she pulled off to the side of the highway and I hope cried a little... that made me feel good... The day flew by and I got to bed at a reasonable time. 1 inch away = 36"

Tuesday = Bad - After a full night sleep I stretch my arms while in bed and to my surprise one of the many animals that are in the house puked on my bed... I wanted to murder what ever beast left its dinner by my6 head. It's gonna be a long day... I have 8 hours at the station then I have to go sell food to the ghetto... In high school I was much more racist than I am now and returning to the food service industry reminds me why... People really are that dumb and a lot of them are predictable because of their class and even at times race... ANYWHO Its been a long day that has been a pile of shit BUT CK over at JFK called and asked if we wanted to fill in for Rome tomorrow... That is the one and only highlight of the day... not enough to overcome my misery... one inch closer = 35"

Wednesday = Good - A long day but a good one... I start at the radio station the we do the show at JFK then go to the food job... A.M. radio flew by... JFK show rocked ... and no one wanted to order food... everything is happy and sunny... OH and the JFK show went so well they asked us to fill in for the rest of the week! 1 inch away = 36"

Thursday = Bad - I am tired and if I get bothered one more time by this new fucker at the AM station I will gut him like a deer... I do a lot of production for this station and I am always willing to offer a helping hand to the numerous shows that take place on this station... This new guy wants me to pull bumper music... OK fine, no problem... he gives me a list of 50 songs... uhg ok... I can do that... but what drove me up a wall was him calling me every 5 minutes to tell me another song he needs... I wanna stab him... I am not kidding... 1 inch closer = 35"

Friday = Bad - That fucking cock sucker called again ... really why do you need the entourage theme????? Is it that important? your show doesn't start for 2 weeks and that's your biggest worry? Fuck you! Ok other than that I am doing a triple today from 10 am to 2 am ... son of a bitch... 1 inch closer = 34"

Dubs

correction

on sunday the math didnt add up... i am actually at 35"... look for an update later today

Easter Weekend

I woke up Saturday to continue my over worked weekend and started it off by walking my dog... During that walk I started throwing up uncontrollably (On the good side that got me off of work early). After work El Jefe and I went to go get food and while doing that El Jefe pointed out a guy that looked like a Fat Tony Romo... When I looked at him I started laughing and he saw me clearly laughing in his face and oddly enough his shame made very happy. To top it off he was so visibly mad 15 min later he was still fuming and staring me down which also led me to laugh in his face again (listen to this past weekends hideout for the full story)... That night we went to the studio and had a great show in which I attribute full credit to Fat Romo... I consider Saturday to be a good day 1" away from the gun... Back to 36" in all

Easter Sunday! Sucked Cock! I worked at the restaurant all day and dealt with ghetto customers... One of the cunts that called me to order food got all over my ass for no reason, so I responed (and this is a word for word quote) "Jesus Christ! I am working on Easter and now I have to deal with a stupid bitch like you"... I normally would never say that but just a few days earlier I put my 2 weeks notice in... But what is the worst they could do is fire me? I am fine with that... So she called my boss and I had to give her food for free... Cunt... Day sucked, move to bullet closer... 1" closer... 37" in all

A little late

Ok this is my first post on the yard stick of death so let my rundown this previous week.

Monday... Good - I got word that I would soon be able to quit my food service job and could start working at a radio station behind the scenes full time. That in its self takes the bullet one inch further from the hand gun = 37"

Tuesday... Bad - Everything was on hold at the radio station and and then I went to the food service job... 13 hours of work and i hated 10 of them. 1 inch closer = 36"

Wednesday... Good - Paper work went through and its written in stone. I called my other boss and gave my notice... 1 inch away = 37

Thursday... Bad - I will keep it short... got up for work at 3:45, couldn't sleep at night, and lost was disappointing... I hate Walt and Mike and not because they are black. 1 inch closer = 36"

Friday... Bad - I barely got any sleep and this will be my longest day of the week. I woke up at 4:15 and for this shift that is sleeping in. my shift at the radio station is 5 am to 6pm and then I will sling around food from 7 pm till 2 am. This in itself makes it a fucking bad day. 1 inch closer = 35"

This week at a glance - If you were to ask me I would tell you it was a good week but by the numbers it was a bad week... I can't win... fuck it see ya Saturday at 6 on 106.7 WJFK

Dubs