The Tree House TreeCast 8-15

It's a Dog Eat Me World

Now that my finger feels good enough to write a blog in long form here is an Update...

It went from pretty fucking bad to pretty good...

I had a terrible weekend... it started with my roommate saying "hey I don't have rent money" I respond "ummm what do you mean... how much are you short?" she tells me "all of it" ... Son of a fuck... That left me with exactly negative 10 bucks in my account. Seriously, How the fuck do you not know you will not have rent until 2 days before its due... Well that is a dick in the ass of life but OK it is only money and I will live...

So the next morning I am walking my dog and after that lovely beast takes a shit and piss I start walking back to the apartment. I open the door and I hear her dog, Lucy, walking towards me. I tell Lucy to "back off" and in typical dog fashion she says "fuck you, I don't speak your jibberish" and she goes full attack mode on my dog. I stick my hand in to stop this madness and grab the dog.... Mistake #1 - my finger feels the force of dog teeth and blood shoots all of the place even on the ceiling. I start screaming like a new born woman and stick my leg in to kick the dogs apart... Mistake #2 - The teeth sink in to my leg and blood pours into my shoe... at that time my roommate and her friends run in and grab the dogs and throw some first aid on my wounds... The wounds were deep and painful so we head to the Emergency Room... We go to one hospital and wait... and wait.... and wait longer.... then I find I will get NO service NOT even a band aid... The people I was with started to offer me to super glue the wounds (I am not kidding) and other bad advice... so we left their and went to a walk in clinic... I got rushed into there and they cleaned and told me to go to a real doctors office... I said fuck it I have to go do the hideout... as I went through the show I got more and more light headed and decided to go to the doctors... they stitched me up and didn't give me any pain relievers... That is the ONLY good thing about getting hurt and they even fucked that up... What a shit load of fuck...