Lets do this damn thang

OK I have fallen behind... some good reasons some bad... I know you don't like the good so I will focus on the bad...

We have 10 days to do in this blog so we will break it down quick
10 days
3 good
7 bad
net total of -4 inches
4 steps closer equals 32"

OK here is the bad stuff
I was really fucking sick for a few days which just makes it tough to have a good day... especially when I do a job in which I have no one to cover for me... I was stuck in a small studio stripping off clothing then piling it back on because of my fever.... and even through my sickness I had to keep a promise to go to a co-workers birthday party... at a fucking club... 10 dollars to get in... I rather pay 10 to have a paper cut put on my pee hole... I HATE CLUBS... full of rapists and deserving prey... Why can't we have a bar that makes sense ... clubs try to make you happy... I am drinking so obviously I am not happy with myself... If I am drinking I want a bar as miserable as I am... We should open "Club Depression" a low lit pub that has nothing but pictures of the Holocaust and Video of caskets coming from over seas... I want to have company with my misery! Have a constant National Deficit ticker going... I want the Brian Piccolo speech going on a loop nonstop... fuck clubs seeing those tweekers on the dance floor actually depresses me more than all of the things labeled above...

Another thing that pissed me off and ruined a good portion of my week is a pay for play show at our station called Computer Talk... These 3 nerds can eat cum... here are their "Radio names" and mind you I hate my name as well... We have "Mac-Daddy" "PC-Doctor" and just to completely ruin the bit "Shawn O" ... seriously ... It's all or nothing fag... Anyway these fucks come in and do what I hate... Line up out of place cartoon drops from "The Simpson's" and "south park" that have nothing to do with the conversation or humor... there is no one on your show named Kenny SO "you killed Kenny" makes no sense and hasn't made a person laugh in 10 years... I am not slamming south park it's a brilliant show but I guarantee the creators would cringe at the liberal use of there shit on bad radio shows... Shawn-o leads the charge of suck every weekend on computer talk... he sits on his fat ass points his finger to each person when its there turn to talk on the script... yes they have a script... and after he is done he pats himself on his 300 pound back for his "service" in the national guard or some shit 8 years ago... he is a fucking embarrassment and a roadside bomb would not be a waste on him...

OK ... that's enough... more laters
Dubs
again 32" is the current count

Wrong Side of the bed... Right side of the stick

Monday - Good... Well it was a day of rest and prep... prep for a big week... Here is what we have going on in Tampa... We have 4 new local shows starting which means everything on the stations be re-imaged and replaced... quite an overhaul for such a small team to handle so I know this will be tough... but to day was good... 1" away 36" in all

Tuesday - Good... We got a decent jump on things and I took a project car on a test drive... runs good.. body in rough shape... I would say she is a full sized truck... more of that on the air... 1" away 37" in all

Wednesday - Bad... OK this is the reason for this weeks title... Tip to everyone who sleeps with the TV on. Do not leave the TV on Comedy Central and here is the reason... there is a strong chance that you could wake up to a movie like Wagons East... I woke up with over an hour left in this "movie" and for some reason I just let it roll and watched the entire piece of shit... That set the tone for the whole day... We fell way behind in the imaging department because we weren't able to get everything needed in a timely order... Tomorrow is going to BLOW ... 1" closer 36" in all

Thursday - Bad... I was right... Today sucked red dog cock... BUT we did get everything done! I am dead ass tired. Still it shouldn't of been that hard. ... 1" closer 35" in all

Friday - Good... Here is why the last 2 days sucked... We rolled out the carpet for 2 of the new shows... It went over really well, everyone at the station was very pleased... To top is off Jefe and I went for a beer after work and some patron gave compliments on what direction the station is going in... It looks like the moves are already paying off... 1" away 36" in all

Up State

This week was over-all a winner but don't be sad there is plenty to bitch about at the same time... The first half of the week was uneventful so I will group those together...
Sunday through Wednesday Not good Not bad I am gonna call it a wash... The good part of it was that I am started living like a human being with a 9 to 5 and I was getting a lot done professionally and personally ... up till Wednesday I give it 2 for 2 and we are holding steady at 34"

Thursday - Good... I have come to a realization today... Instead of aiming high in my love life I am aiming low... I have come up with a strategy to find what I call a project car. A lot of our fathers growing up had that old rusty beater that they would talk about fixing up and driving it on the weekends. Well I am applying that to my love life. I am looking for a fat low value girl with a lot of potential that I can get into the gym and get some sweat equity out of. Sure I may be embarrassed with that rusty beater at first but when I am done with her I will have something that I am proud to ride. Good = 1 away 35"

Friday - Good... I had a great day at work and I actually lined up about 3 project cars to test drive in the near future. 1 away 36"

Saturday - Bad... Well sticking with the project car theme of the week. The one I was suppose to test drive tonight (an El Camino with a lot of body damage but a solid frame and huge potential) canceled on me... seriously??? What the Fuck??? 1 closer 35"