It's a game of inches

here is your 12 day up date...

7 good

5 bad

sorry everyone that's a net gain of 2 inches.... that puts me at 34" in all

Again I know that you don't want to hear the good so I will give you the bad...



Celeb Rag magazines...

I will start with this, I can not stand US, OK, and other celebrity rag magazine... I think they call them rag magazines because the only people who like them are bleeding twats... That being said I will never date a chick (no matter how hot) if they call that news... I was at the store the other day and this cute teller was reading it and kept blabbering with her friend about the latest rumors... I grew more and more angry as she kept ignoring me and my purchases to jibber jabber with her equally as transparent friend... I held the anger of that corner store for days and threw a penny in a well wishing for her extremist beheading... that was one low light of the week

Blockage....

I don't know if anyone wants to know this but I ran a batch and the completion hurt because my semen was thick and created a traffic jam... I can't even jack off correctly

Bullshit...

Lost on 5-1-08 was fucking bullshit... its one hour a week for 20 some weeks a year... a 100% set up episode when you have that little of time to entertain is horse shit... I watched the whole episode waiting for anything to happen... nothin... not a fuck minute of goodness... that being said the 5-8-08 episode was great.

Gay cat...

We are plagued by a closeted cat at the house... His name is Chuck and he wont come out of the closet.... This cat has so much gay rage and it unloads in short spurts of violence... he clawed the shit out of my 6 or 7 times this week because of his love for cat cock... Come out Chuck you will feel better and I will have less claw marks

I will update again soon
Dubs