The tools you need to be a YODer (Yardstick of Death Follower) two Yardsticks, a single bullet, a gun, and a head. Once you get those you then set them up. Then once you start there are two possibilities of what will happen: You shoot yourself in the head or you make positive changes in your life without killing yourself.
The Setup of Yardstick of Death: First find a place to set up your two yardsticks that is out of reach for young children and that is 72 inches long. Once you find a good spot, lay the two yardsticks end to end long ways. Then place your bullet right in the middle of the two yardsticks. Finally place your gun at the end of one of the two yardsticks.
The Rules of Yardstick of Death: *You start with the bullet in the middle of the two yardsticks.
*If you have a bad day you move the bullet one inch towards the gun.
*If you have a good day you move the bullet one inch away from the gun.
*If you have enough bad days to reach the gun, it is time to shoot yourself in the head.
*If you reach the end opposite of the gun, then you are done and don’t have to shoot yourself in the head, and hopefully your life is much better than before you started.
*If it has been one calendar year since you started and you are not dead and you haven’t reached the end opposite of the gun, then you can stop.
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